Lose count at curve number... what was it again? This cheeky tee celebrates the Dragon—US Route 129—where keeping track of all 318 curves is basically impossible (and that's the fun part). Whether you've white-knuckled your way through those legendary switchbacks or just dream about it, this shirt gets the joke. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark conversations with fellow road enthusiasts who know that concentration goes out the window somewhere around turn 47. Wear it proudly—no focus required.
